Child Looking Like His Ugly Father

Funny story:

ومن طرائف النساء ما قالته امرأة حبلى لزوجها وكان قبيح الوجه، الويل لي إن كان الذي في بطني يشبهك، فقال لها: والويل لكِ إن لم يكن يشبهني

A woman was married to an ugly man.
She was pregnant and said:
“I’m doomed if the baby in my belly looks like you!”
Her husband said:
“You are equally doomed, if he does not look like me!”