Fox & Lion

A fox tried to act friendly with a Lion.
The Lion asked: “Do I know you?”
The fox said: “Of course! Don’t you recognise me?!”
The Lion replied: “No.”
The fox said: “We were good friends! Remember?!”
The Lion replied: “No.”
The fox said:
كنتُ مثلك أسد ..
لكني تزوّجت منذ سنة
“I was also a Lion like you … but then I got married!”