Funny Bedouin

Another funny incident:

حضر أعرابي مائدة بعض الخلفاء فقدّم جدي مشوي فجعل الأعرابي يسرع في أكله منه
فقال له الخليفة : أراك تأكله كأن أمه نطحتك ؟!
فقال الأعرابي : أراك تشفق عليه كأن أمه أرضعتك !

Once a Bedouin sat at a table with the Caliph.
They brought some roasted meat.
The Bedouin attacked it and started eating it quickly!
The Caliph said: “You are eating it as if its mother had attacked you with her horns.”
The Bedouin replied: “And you keep eating it as if its mother had breastfed you.”

– via Shahrukh Khaan