Funny Incident

Funny incident:

A man wanted to start another philosophical debate:

سأله رجل أيهما أفضل يا جحا.. المشي خلف الجنازة أم أمامها؟ فقال: لا تكن في النعش وامشِ حيث شئت

He asked Juhaa:
“Is it better to walk in front or behind the coffin during a funeral?”
Juhaa replied:
“As long as you don’t go inside the coffin – you can walk whichever side of it you want.”

And there is another incident, when a person asked a scholar: “When I’m taking a bath (غسل), which direction should I face?”
The scholar said: “Face your clothes, before they get robbed and you have to walk home naked.”