Lion Attack

Ibn al-Jawzi narrates:

اعترض الأسد قافلة فرآه رجل منهم فخر إلى الأرض، فركبه الأسد، فشد القوم بأجمعهم على الأسد واستنقذوه، فقالوا له: ما حالك؟ قال: لا بأس علي ولكن خرى الأسد في سراويلي.

Basically, a lion attacked a caravan.
A man saw the lion and fainted out of fear.
The lion jumped the man, trying to eat him – but the people came to his rescue and the lion fled.
They asked how he is doing?
He said: “I’m fine, but the lion defecated in my pants!!”

[“Akhbar al-Hamqa”, 1/178].