Lying Wife

A man had bought one kilo meat from the market.

His wife cooked it and ate it all.

He came home and asked: “Where is the meat?”

She said: “The cat ate it.”

He weighed the cat, it was one kilo… so he said:

اذا كان هذا وزن القط فأين اللحم
و اذا كان هذا وزن اللحم فأين القطّ

“If this is the weight of the cat, where is the meat?!
And if this is the weight of the meat, where is the cat?!”