Romance

A woman said to a man: “If you were my husband, I would have put poison in your drink!”
The man said: “Madame, if you were my wife, I would have drank it.”

قالت : لو كنتَ زوجي لوضعت لك السم في القهوة.
فأجبتها: لو كنتِ زوجتي لشربتها!!