Don’t Mess With Grammarians

A man wanted to debate a grammarian.
He knocked on his door, his maid opened the door.
He asked the maid: “Where is your master?”
She said:

فاءَ إلى الفيافي ليفيئ لنا فيئاً حتى إذا فاء الفيئُ , فاء
“He went (faa’a),
to the desert (fayaafee),
to hunt (yafee’a),
for us a game (fay’).
Until when the shadow (fay’),
retreats (faa’a),
he’ll return (faa’a).”

The man thought to himself: whatttt the helllll???

If the maid talks this posh, what about the Master?!!!

He left and never returned 😂😂