Love Beatings

A student kept making mistakes.
The teacher said: “I beat you because I love you.”
The student said: “It is unfortunate that I am not allowed to return my love to you in the same way!”

* قال المدرس لتلميذه : وهو يعاقبه على خطأ : إني أضربك لأني أحبك.
* الطالب: من المؤسف أني لا أستطيع أن أبادلك نفس الشعور .

A similar story:

A man beat his wife, saying: it’s out of love!
She picked up a big stick and beat her husband with it.
She said: “you are not the only one who can give love!”