Day: October 21, 2021

A battle took place between Habib ibn Maslama's forces and the Byzantine governor of Armenia, Maurianos. His wife asked: "where can we find you in the heat of the battle?!" Habib reportedly said: تجديني في خيمة قائد الروم أو في الجنة ! "You will f...

A woman said to a man: "If you were my husband, I would have put poison in your drink!" The man said: "Madame, if you were my wife, I would have drank it." قالت : لو كنتَ زوجي لوضعت لك السم في القهوة. فأجبتها: لو كنتِ زوجتي لشربتها!!...