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What constitutes mockery of religion استهزاء بالدين ? Mockery (istihzaa) means: Ridiculing & Belittling الاستهزاء: السخرية والاستخفاف When mockery is AIMED AT RELIGION (استهزاء بالدين), it is kufr & irtidaad. It's like the mockery of moshr...

A stingy man, and his kid were walking outside. A funeral passed by them, and a woman was crying, saying: "They are taking you to a house which has no mattress, no blanket, no bread, nor water!!" The kid said: "Dad, I think they are taking him to our...

One of Imam Bukhari's teachers had the funniest name: مسدد بن مسرهد بن مسربل بن مغربل بن مرعبل بن مطربل بن أرندل بن سرندل بن عرندل بن ماسك بن المستورد الأسدي "Musaddad Bin Musarhad Bin Mujarhad Bin Musarbal Bin Mugharbal Bin Mura'bal Bin Mutharbal ...

Imam Dhahabi wrote: أن أبا عاصم كان ضخم الأنف فتزوج امرأة فلما خلا بها دنا منها ليقبلها فقالت له نح ركبتك عن وجهي قال ليس ذا ركبة إنما هو أنف "Abu Aasim had a huge nose. He married a girl, he approached her, to kiss her....

Importance of reading texts properly: A guy read this: المؤمن كَيِّسٌ فَطِن (a believer is "intelligent" and "clever") As: المؤمن كِيْسٌ قُطْن (a believer is "a bag" and "cotton") A difference of a simple dot and a punctuation mark, can make a hug...

A woman asked for divorce. The judge asked: "What is the reason?" She said: "My husband is a Hayawaan (animal)." The judge asked: "If he is an animal, why did you marry him in the first place?" She replied: "I did not know that he was an animal." Her...

Two men came to a court. One of them said: "This person was carrying heavy items, he fell over. He asked for my help and I asked what he would give me in return, he said: "NOTHING." I still helped him, and he did not give me anything in return! The J...

A Bedouin was taken to court ... من طرائف الأعراب The judge asked: "What is the accusation against you?" The Bedouin replied: "I have stolen a short rope." The judge asked: "Did they drag you to court for su...

A Bedouin was asked: "What do you think of that person?" He replied: "If he was among the Children of Israel, when they were commanded to sacrifice a cow, they would have sacrificed him instead of the cow." سُئِلَ ...

A poor man asked a rich man for money... نكت أدبية في البخلاء The rich man felt too proud, to even talk to a beggar... So he said to his servant: "O such and such, tell such and such, to tell such and such, to tell this beggar: I cannot help you, ...