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A Sudanese brother was defending his PHD thesis in England. The English professor said to him: 'I'm not convinced by what you have brought to me...' ...

When speaking to people, it is important to keep the level of the audience in mind and clarify things if necessary, because not everyone will understand everything correctly. ...

There is an old infamous Arab tribe which had a bad reputation and nobody wanted to be associated with, it was called the 'Bahila' [باهلة] tribe... A Bedouin was asked: 'I...

A girl was drowning, a man tried to rescue her.... The man said: 'GIVE me your hand!!' [لاس دی راکه] She refused!! ...

Never marry a Jahmi [جهمية] : bro, if they can deny the Beautiful Attributes of God - what makes you think they will accept your beautiful attributes?Edit ...

May Allah protect men against: '𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘃𝗲𝗻𝗼𝗺 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗼𝗯𝗿𝗮, 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘁𝗲𝗲𝘁𝗵 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘁𝗶𝗴𝗲𝗿,𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗵 𝗼𝗳 𝗘𝗴𝘆𝗽𝘁𝗶𝗮𝗻 𝘄𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗻.’ Egyptian women are notorious for their strong pers...

A man had a donkey which kicked and killed his wife.He then married a second wife but the donkey kicked and killed her too!!! At the funeral, people were paying their condo...

Make sure you read things properly, before you jump to conclusions: A man was once hesitant whether to marry a particular girl or not.He decided to open up the Qur'an and w...

A woman took her lazy and negligent husband to court, because he did not provide her sustenance.The judge ruled: 'You have to give her bread and water.'The man said: 'I water her every night, but I struggle to provide...

A man said to his wife: ‘Embrace your mistakes!’ She embraced him ….‎ عندما قلت لزوجتي أن تحتوي أخطائها قامت من مكانها ...