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It is said that an oppressive man died on Friday, and people were saying that because he died on Friday, he will be saved from the punishment of the grave. They asked a scholar if this is true, he said: "His punishment is starting on Saturday, God w...

A man with a massive nose asked the hand of a woman in marriage. He said: "I am a good man and I can endure difficulties..." She said: "By carrying this nose around for 40 years, I have no doubt that you can endure difficulties....." وخطب رجل عظيم ا...

A man had bought one kilo meat from the market. His wife cooked it and ate it all. He came home and asked: "Where is the meat?" She said: "The cat ate it." He weighed the cat, it was one kilo... so he said: اذا كان هذا وزن القط فأين اللح...

A wise man said to a Bedouin: "Shall I guide you to 3 things, which will earn you people's love?" The Bedouin said: "No." قال حكيم لأعرابي : هل أدلك على ثلاثة أشياء تكسب بها حب الناس؟! قال الأعرابي : لا....

A wealthy man died and left behind a lot of inheritance. A random guy was weeping at his funeral. He was asked: "Are you related to him?" The guy said: "I'm crying BECAUSE I'm not related to ...

An Afghan joke about cowards: A coward’s home was looted… His wife came home and said: "They looted everything… why did they leave the bed?" The man beat his chest and said: "That’s where this lion was sleep...

Is the Qur'an Qadeem? القرآن قديم‏ Ibn al-Jawzi narrated: ‏ سمع رجل في زماننا قوماً يتكلمون في القرآن ويقول بعضهم‏:‏ ليس بقديم . .فقال‏:‏ ما أبله هؤلاء قد تكلم الله بالقرآن منذ خمسمائة سنة فكيف لا يكون قديماً ‏. A simple man heard some peop...

A man was asked: 'Is the sun more beneficial or the moon?' He said: 'The moon is more beneficial because it appears at night, when it is dark. The sun is useless, because it appears during the day, when it is light.' قمر جحا : - سئل جحا يوماً عن أي...

Sh Kishk said about a famous Egyptian singer, Umm Kulthum: "She's 70 years old and she's singing: "Take me to your sweetness, take me." May the Lord take you…" 😂 وعن أغنية #لأم_كلثوم علّق الشيخ كشك قائلاً: امرأة في السبعين من عمرها تقول ”خدني لحنانك...

A man was presented with a pot/pan of food. He saw a lot of bones inside it, and little meat. He said: "Is this supposed to be a qidr (pan) or a qabr (grave)?" قدمت لأبي العيناء قِدْر، فوجدها كثيرة ...