Year: 2021
Bedouin & Cleric
A man was standing at the pulpit and gave a speech, full of mistakes. He then mis-pronounced: "Corruption has appeared on land and in the sea." [Qur'an 30:41]. A Bedouin said: "And also on the pulpits!"...
View DetailsBlind Man & His Wife
A blind man married a woman. She said: "If only you could see me, you would have been in awe of my beauty!" The blind man said: "If that was true, the people of sight would not have left you to someone like m...
View DetailsDoomed If They Do, Doomed If They Don’t
When a scholar lives a modern lifestyle, earns halal money, lives in a nice house and owns a nice car - they say: “he prefers the materialistic Dunya over the Akhirah!” And when he lives a simple life, lives in a mud house, sleeps on the floor and e...
View DetailsJuha & Marriage
Juha said: "May God curse those who married before me and those who marry after me!" He was asked: "Why?" He replied: "Because those who married before me did not warn me, and those who marry after me do not ...
View DetailsTyrants
A man went to the mosque to pray against the oppressors ... he found them all praying in the first row! ذهب إلى المسجد ليدعو على من ظلموه فوجدهم يصلون في الصف الأول....
View DetailsDon’t Talk Too Much
If you want to grab people's attention: "Talk LESS, say MORE...تكلم أقل ، قل أكثر Imam Shafi'iee said in a poem: أما ترى الاسد تُخشى و هي صامتة ؟! والكلب يخسى لعمري و هو نباح "Do you not see how people are in awe of the lion, although he is...
View DetailsSelf-Inflicting Hardship
Self-inflicted suffering/hardship - المشقة - is not rewarded: Imam Bukhari narrated in his Sahih: حَدَّثَنَا ابْنُ سَلاَمٍ، أَخْبَرَنَا الْفَزَارِيُّ، عَنْ حُمَيْدٍ الطَّوِيلِ، قَالَ حَدَّثَنِي ثَابِتٌ، عَنْ أَنَسٍ ـ رضى الله عنه ـ أَنَّ النَّبِيَّ ...
View DetailsKeeping Birds In Cages
Q: Is it allowed to keep a bird in a cage? حكم حبس العصافير في القفص A: According to scholars - Yes - as long as its taken good care of. It has been narrated: وَكَانَ لِي أَخٌ يُقَالُ لَهُ أَبُو عُمَيْرٍ ـ قَالَ أَحْسِبُهُ فَطِيمٌ ـ وَكَانَ إِذَا ...
View DetailsBrides Swapped
When two brides were swapped ... حكاية أبي حنيفة In the time of Imam Abu Hanifah, two women got married at the same time. They were mistakenly swapped, so each husband took the bride of the other person home. They spent the night, and only realised ...
View DetailsWorth Of Women
Worth of Women in Islam - امرأة في الإسلام The Prophet taught us the following about females: 1- When she's a DAUGHTER, her parents enter Paradise because of her. 2- When she becomes a WIFE, ...
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