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Ancient tribal story with wisdom - حكمة من التاريخ If you're a kid reading this, keep scrolling ... this story is for adult men only and I apologise in advance for its explicit content. This is the story behind the proverb: ما جاء من ثدي ر...

Arab elders say: لو كان النكاح في المريخ لكان العرب أول من صنع الصواريخ "If nikaah was exclusively found on Mars (mareekh), Arabs would have been the first to invent space-rockets (sawareekh)."...

'Siwak' 'سواك', is a twig which people use to clean their teeth. 'Siwak' 'سواك', also means: "other than you" in Arabic. A guy was cleaning his teeth with a toothpick. A girl kept looking at him. The guy assumed she also wanted a 'Siwak', so he gr...

A woman was filing for divorce. She was asked: “is there nobody that can make peace between you two?” She replied: مات الذي يصلح بيننا “The "peacemaker" between us has died.” In another instance a husband and wife had an argument. At night, the "pea...

Another historic smack ... the sound of which can still be heard in the universe: ﺑﻼﻏﺔ ﺍﻣﺮﺃﺓ : ﻣﺮﺕ ﺍﻣﺮﺃﺓ ﻓﺎﺋﻘﺔ ﺍﻟﺠﻤﺎﻝ ﺑﺮﺟﻞٍ ﻓﻘﻴﺮ ﻓﻔﺘﻦ ﺑﺠﻤﺎﻟﻬﺎ ﻭﻗﺎﻝ: وَزَيَّنَّهَا لِلنَّظِرِينَ ! ﻓﺄﺟﺎﺑﺖ: ‏وَحَفِظْنَهَا مِن كُلِّ شَيْطَنٍۢ رَّجِيمٍ ! An attra...

Delaying marriage is not recommended. The wise elders have said: فإن البئر إذا لم تنـزح ذهب ماؤها "If water is not regularly drawn from a well, it dries up..."...

Abu Nuwas saw a beautiful woman on the road and said: "What is a 'Hur' (woman of Paradise) doing between the 'Dur' (buildings)?" She said: "And what is a 'Shaytaan' (satan) doing between the 'Haytaan' (walls)?!" لق...

A woman asked her husband: "Why don't you bring me gifts, like you used to do during our engagement?" Her husband replied: "Have you ever seen a fisherman feed a fish - after it was caught?" قالت امرأة لزوجها: لم ت...

Abu 'l-'Ainaa proposed to a girl, but she didn't like his appearance. So, he wrote a poem to her: "If you are disgusted by my face, remember that I am a brilliant intellectual, not an ignoramus, nor an idiot." She replied: "It wasn't for the purpo...

A wise Chinese grand-master once said: وفاداري له تالا څخه زده کړئ ، ځان ماتوي مګر ځان په بلې کیلي نه خلاصوي! "Learn loyalty from a lock. It allows itself to be broken, but it won't allow itself to be opened by another key."...