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A Bedouin claimed to be a Prophet. The armies arrested him and took him to the ruler. The ruler asked: "Are you a Prophet?" The Bedouin said: "Yes." The ruler asked: "Who wer...

Someone wanted to borrow Juha's donkey. Juha did not want to give away his donkey, so he said: 'My donkey is dead.' Suddenly, his donkey started braying from behind the wall. The person heard the donkey and said: 'But you said your donkey was dead?!'...

A man falsely claimed Prophethood. People asked: ‘Didn’t the Prophet say: ‘لا نبي بعدي؟ - No Prophet will come after me?!’ He said: ‘My name is ‘NO’, (أسمي لا), I did come after him.’ 🤦🏼‍♂️...

A man visited his friends house. Day 1: he placed MILK in front of his guest. Day 2: he placed MILK in front of his guest. Day 3: he placed MILK in front of his guest. The guest was frustrated - expecting other food. The man asked: "What is wrong my ...

Khatib al-Baghdadi narrates: كان رجل يجلس إلى أبي يوسف فيطيل الصمت فقال له أبو يوسف ألا تتكلم فقال بلى متى يفطر الصائم قال إذا غابت الشمس قال فان لم تغب إلى نصف الليل قال فضحك أبو يوسف وقال أصبت في صمتك A man sat quietly next to Imam Abu Yu...

Funny story: A Bedouin asked another man: "What is your name?" Man: "My name is OCEAN (بحر)". Bedouin: "The son of ...?" Man: "The son of FLOW (ابن فياض)" Bedouin: "What is your nickname?" Man: "The Father of WET (dew) (ابو الندى)" The Bedouin said:...

Funny story: A stingy man performed Hajj. When he returned home, his friends asked: "When are you throwing that wedding party you promised us?" He said: "Everything I had said to you before Hajj is now forgiv...

It is said in old classical books: الفتنةُ نائمةٌ لعن اللهُ من أيقظها "Fitnah is asleep, may God curse the one who awakens her!" There is a funny story from the times of Jahiliyah: A man married a girl, her name was "Fitnah" (which could mean a temp...

A Shaykh mentioned the Hadith about imitating the previous nations: حتى إذا دخلوا جحر ضب "EVEN IF THEY WERE TO ENTER A LIZARD'S HOLE (you will follow)" (Hadith) - the Shaykh said: "It was extracted (أخرجه) by...

A wife said to her husband: ألا تمدحني ولو قليلا "I want you to praise me, even if its a little!" Her husband said: يا ليت عندي منك أربعة "I wish I had four of you."...