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A guy was a bootlicker, he used to kiss the hand of his boss - to get close to him. One day, his boss was replaced, so he started kissing the hand of his new boss. He was questioned about his erratic behaviour, so he said: "I did not change, the boss...

Spelling is important. A man wanted to write to his wife: احبك يازوجتي الرائعه "I love you, my WONDERFUL wife." Instead, he wrote: احبك يازوجتي الرابعه "I love you, my FOURTH wife." So, because he added one dot, he turned: 'الرائعه' (wonderful) in...

Mind your own business if you want a long life … 😂 A man saw another person drink a lot of coffee and eat a lot of dates. He said: “I see that you are addicted to coffee and dates...” The other person asked: “Did you know that my grandfather lived f...

A thief's wife said to him: "Go do some shopping." The thief said: "I'm waiting for the shops to close." غله ته يې ښځې وويل: لاړشه سودا راوړه، هغه ورته وې: صبر وکه دوکانونه خو بند شي.!...

Two people were arguing about something. The judge listened to the complaint of one of them, and said: "You are right." Then he listened to the complaint of the other person, and said: "You are also right." A third person objected: "They can't both b...

A man was looking for his lost donkeys, but he got distracted by a woman. Her face was covered, but he still felt attracted to her, so he kept following her, and forgot his donkeys. When she took off her face covering, she was so ugly that she remi...

The Qur'an must be recited beautifully, using a pleasant tone, as the Prophet said: ليس منا من لم يتغن بالقرآن It is narrated: ناخوش آوازی به بانگ بلند قرآن همی‌خواند. صاحبدلی بر او بگذشت. گفت: تو را مشاهره چند است؟ گفت: هیچ. گفت: پس این زحمت خود چ...

Some University professors complained to the director of a University, saying: Our entry requirements are so low, even donkeys are entering our University and giving us a bad reputation!! The director of the University said: ليس مهما أن تدخ...

When people ask illogical questions: سأل رجل عمرو بن قيس عن حصاة المسجد يجدها الإنسان في خفه أو ثوبه أو جبهته؟! فقال له: ارم بها. فقال الرجل: زعموا أنها تصيح حتى ترد إلى المسجد. فقال عمرو: دعها تصيح حتى ينشق حلقها. فقال الرجل: أو لها حلق؟ قال: فمن أ...

Ibn al-Jawzi wrote: ومررت بقوم قد اجتمعوا على رجل يضربونه فقلت لرجل يجيد ضربه ما حال هذا قال والله ما أدري ما حاله ولكنني رأيتهم يضربونه فضربته معهم لله عز و جل وطلبا للثواب A man walked past a group of people who were beating someone up, s...