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A man entered his garden with his friends and they started eating all the fruits. One of them said: "God bless." The man said: "What have you left to be blessed, you guys ate everything!" ودخل هشام ...

A man came out of the butchery carrying lots of bones. Someone tried to make fun of him, saying: "Are you organising a party for dogs?" The man replied: "Yes … you did not get invited?" رأى رجل فضولي رجلا يحمل عظاما من عند القصاب،فسأله الفضولي: هل...

A woman said to a man: "If you were my husband, I would have put poison in your drink!" The man said: "Madame, if you were my wife, I would have drank it." قالت : لو كنتَ زوجي لوضعت لك السم في القهوة. فأجبتها: لو كنتِ زوجتي لشربتها!!...

A man claimed he could summon the spirits of the dead. He opened a shop close to the house of Sh Albani and people used to go to him, to talk to their "dead relatives". Sh Albani, who specialised in 'ilm al-Hadith, went to him and said: أحضر لي رو...

Ibn Abu Ya'la narrates: وقال ابن بطة: اجتاز بعض المحبين للبربهاري ممن يحضر مجلسه من العوام وهو سكران على بدعي فقال البدعي: هؤلاء الحنبلية قال: فرجع إليه وقال: الحنبلية على ثلاثة أصناف صنف زهاد يصومون ويصلون وصنف يكتبون ويتفقهون وصنف يصفعون لكل مخالف...

A man's house got robbed. He was too weak to defend his house, but while the intruder was leaving, he asked: "what is your name?" The thief said: "Naafi' نافع (meaning: beneficial) The man...

A young philosopher 'فيلسوف' visited his old father. His father cooked a chicken for him. Father: "So now you're a doctor? Do you treat sick people?" Son: "No, I'm a doctor of Philosophy." Father: "How does that benefit you?" Son: "Let me explai...

A Muslim drug addict was once sitting with a kaafir. Muslim: "Do you smoke?" Kaafir: "No." Muslim: "Do you do drugs?" Kaafir: "No." Muslim: "Do you drink wine?" Kaafir: "No." Muslim: "you wasteman! so you have chosen to be Kaafir for no reason ..." ...

Joseph Stalin was once sitting in his office. One of his body guards came and said: "There is a man at the door who claims he can see the future. He wants to tell you what he has seen." Stalin said: "Execut...

A Bedouin entered a land, and he was chased by some dogs. He tried to pick up a stone, to throw it at the dogs, but he couldn't pull it off the ground. He angrily said: "What’s wrong with these people! They t...