Category: Adult

  1. Home
  2. Archive By Category, Adult
    3. ()

Arabs used to say that the pleasures of the world revolve around 3 things: أكل اللحم وركوب اللحم وإدخال اللحم في اللحم "eating meat, riding meat, and putting meat into meat." No fun for vegetarians then ..............

A father scolded his son, saying: “You failed again at school! Look at the daughter of our neighbours, she came first!” His son said: “Dad, the reason I failed is because I kept looking at her…” ‎ټوکه ‎پلار زوی ته:نالایقه د هغه همسایه لور ته وګوره ت...

A man married a woman, but realised that she saw everything double. If she was given one piece of bread, she saw two pieces of bread and used to get extra happy. The man praised God for this blessing... One day, he sat to eat with her, so she threw a...

A woman was swinging on the branch of a tree ... A man said: ليت كل شجرة تحمل مثل هذه الثمرة "If only every tree produced fruit like this!"...

A man married a woman, and after 3 months, she delivered a baby. The women gathered to give him a name. The man said: we need to call him “speedy”, because he covered a 9 month distance in just 3 months... تزوج جحا بإمرأة حسنة، فولدت له بعد ثلاثة أش...

Men can also become a Fitnah for women: أن عُمَر بْن الْخَطَّابِ رَضِيَ اللَّهُ عَنْهُ كَانَ يَعُسُّ بِالْمَدِينَةِ فَسَمِعَ امْرَأَةً تَتَغَنَّى بِأَبْيَاتِ تَقُولُ فِيهَا: هل من سبيل إلى خمر فأشربها ** هل من سبيل إلى نصر بن حجاج فَدَعَا بِهِ فَوَج...

A man's friend was on his death-bed. He had a good looking wife. She was mourning and saying: "Who will take care of me after you are gone, my dear??!" The dying man's friend winked and nodded at her, saying: "I will." جاء أبو العِبَر يعود صديقًا له...

A man divorced his wife, but he wouldn't let her take the child. The man claimed the child should go to him, claiming that he carried the child and he delivered it - even before his wife did! The woman said to the judge: هو حمله خفيفاً و انا حملته...

A woman complained to a judge: إن هذا الرجل قبلني، فقال لها: إن الله يقول النفس بالنفس والعين بالعين والأنف بالأنف والأذن بالأذن والسن بالسن والجروح قصاص، فإن قبلك فقبليه أنت كذلك She said: "A man kissed me!" The judge said: "God prescribed equal r...

Judges can sometimes give the stupidest rulings: وارتفع رجلان إلى أبي ضمضم، فقال أحدهما: أبقاك اللَّه، إن هذا قتل ابني. قال: هل لابنك أم؟ قال: نعم. قال: ادفعها إليه حتى يولدها لك ولدا مثل ولدك، ويربيه حتى يبلغ مثل ولدك، ويبرأ به إليك. Two m...