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When two brides were swapped ... حكاية أبي حنيفة In the time of Imam Abu Hanifah, two women got married at the same time. They were mistakenly swapped, so each husband took the bride of the other person home. They spent the night, and only realised ...

Pashto Joke: A woman wanted to appear rich in front of her guests. So she said to her daughter: "Every time I tell you to bring me an item in front of the guests, ask: "Which one of them?" - so it appears that we have a lot of items in the house." T...

When buying books, make sure you read the title properly. A teacher once told a class to bring their favourite book to class, and to read a page from it to class. One student went out to the market, to buy Ibn Qudamah's Usul al-Fiqh manual, instead...

If you are a kid reading this: skip this post and go back to your PlayStation/Xbox. So ... a man asked Imam Sha'bi: قال رجل للشعبي: ما تقول في امرأة تقول لزوجها إذا وطئها قتلتني أوجعتني؟ فقال: يقتلها بذلك وديتها في عنقي. "What do you say about a wo...

Funny story: ومن طرائف النساء ما قالته امرأة حبلى لزوجها وكان قبيح الوجه، الويل لي إن كان الذي في بطني يشبهك، فقال لها: والويل لكِ إن لم يكن يشبهني A woman was married to an ugly man. She was pregnant and said: ...

How false rumours spread ... فُتِنَ الشَّعبِيُّ لَمّا Imam Sha'bi was a judge in the courts of the Umayyad Dynasty. A dispute between a husband and wife was brought to him. He rightly ruled in favour of the wife because her case was stronger. Inci...

Studying vs Marriage - طالب العلم والزواج Many scholars believe that marriage is no hindrance to studying, but some scholars of the Salaf believed it is a barrier because with marriage come responsibilities and distractions. It is recommended for p...

"I saw a man kiss her" - إني رأيت رجلا يقبلها Al-Mughirah said: “I have never been fooled, except once by a young man. I intended to marry a woman, so I consulted him. He said: "I don't think you should m...

Sometimes, people get concerned about petty stuff, while ignoring major stuff. Ibn Al-Jawzi wrote 800 years ago: رجل زنى بامرأة فأحبلها ، فَقِيلَ لَهُ : لم تعزل ! فَقَالَ : بلغني أن العزل مكروه . فَقِيلَ لَهُ : وما بلغك أن الزنا حرام " تلبيس إبليس ...